Night Vale’s Christmas tree. Assuming Santa risks flying over our little desert community~
ive seen enough hentai to know where this christmas is going
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
“TONIGHT WE DINE LIKE KINGS”
And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD